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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sibling Cattle Prod of Patience.

Unitarian Jihad

Now more than ever, the message of the Unitarian Jihad is appropriate: Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. Your Unitarian Jihad Name Inspired by Jon Carroll's column in the Chronicle, and after reasoned and lengthy discussion, the committee reached a consensus that you should be called: Sibling Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection Appeal to Name Assignment Committee (Click that link instead of reloading, it conserves our bandwidth.).

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Get yours.

Thanks to Sam Ruby for pointing out Jon Carroll's fantastic column on the newest movement in America. My favorite part:

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People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Welcome to the Jihad. Seriously, welcome. Have some coffee and pie.

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